Fuck skyrock !! Il m'a supprimé mon article !! Alors je le refais na ! ><Bref, quand on est gay faut s'assumer hein ? (n'est-ce pas tataaaaaaaaaaaaa ? =D ) Et vive les amv ! Je partage avec vous (dans ma graaaaande mansuétude !! Remerciez moaaaaaaaaaa ! *SBAFF* ) Bref je partage avec vous une découverte faite avec Lal !! ♥
IF YOU WERE GAY
ROD KURO
Aah, an afternoon alone with
My favorite book, "Broadway
Musicals of the 1940s."
No roommate to bother me.
How could it get any better than this?
NICKY FYE
Oh,hi Rod Kuro!
KURO
Hi Nicky Fye.
FYE
Hey RodKuro, you'll never
Guess what happened to
Me on the subway this morning.
This guy was smiling at me and talking to me
KURO
That's very interesting.
FYE
He was being real friendly,
And I think he was coming on to me.
I think he might've thought I was gay!
KURO
Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this?
Why should I care?
I don't care.
What did you have for lunch today?
FYE
Oh, you don't have to get
All defensive about it, RodKuro...
KURO
I'm NOT getting defensive!
What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay?
I'm trying to read.
FYE
Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Rod Kuro.
I just think it's something we should be able to talk about.
KURO
I don't want to talk about it,
Nicky Fye! This conversation is over!!!
FYE
Yeah, but...
KURO
OVER!!!
FYE
Well, okay, but just so you know —
IF YOU WERE GAY
THAT'D BE OKAY.
I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY,
I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERE ME,
I WOULD FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
KURO
Nicky Fye, please!
I am trying to read....
...
What?!
FYE
IF YOU WERE QUEER
KURO
Ah, Nicky Fye!
FYE
I'D STILL BE HERE,
KURO
Nicky Fye, I'm trying to read this book.
FYE
YEAR AFTER YEAR
KURO
Nicky Fye!
FYE
BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR
TO ME,
KURO
Argh!
FYE
AND I KNOW THAT YOU
KURO
What?
FYE
WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO,
KURO
I would?
FYE
IF I TOLD YOU TODAY,
"HEY! GUESS WHAT,
I'M GAY!"
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
I'M HAPPY
JUST BEING WITH YOU.
KURO
High Button Shoes, Pal Joey...
FYE
SO WHAT SHOULD IT
MATTER TO ME
WHAT YOU DO IN BED
WITH GUYS?
KURO
Nicky Fye that's GROSS!
FYE
No it's not!
IF YOU WERE GAY
I'D SHOUT HOORAY!
KURO
I am not listening!
FYE
AND HERE I'D STAY,
KURO
La la la la la!
FYE
BUT I WOULDN'T GET
IN YOUR WAY.
KURO
Aaaah!
FYE
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
TO ALWAYS BE
BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY,
TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY,
YOU WERE JUST BORN
THAT WAY,
AND, AS THEY SAY,
IT'S IN YOUR DNA,
YOU'RE GAY!
KURO
BUT I'M NOT GAY!
FYE
If you were gay.
KURO
Argh!